I just looked over my predictions for 2013. Here is one I got right:
All the goldbugs will continue to predict economic collapse. They will be wrong. The strength of the economic system will continue to amaze the naysayers. The dollar is headed up. In the US things will actually improve with modest growth. What do you expect to happen with the Fed printing 1 trillion dollars? Japan will implode, but not in 2013. Europe will implode as well, also not in 2013. The can will be kicked. Buy gold anyway. (Note I am not an investment advisor, but an unpaid satirist.)
Let me repeat this prediction for 2014. I still expect a crisis relatively soon, but there is still some life, albeit artificial, in the "old gal" yet.
Laying aside my tongue-in-cheek predictions in honor of the Amazing Criswell, I got one right, one wrong, and one it is too soon to tell.
I am surprised that Obama did not invade Syria, very surprised. I guess he looked at the polls in November and decided he did not need to. I cannot see him doing it now. The same with Iran. Of course my predicting it won't happen may be the strongest indication yet that he will intervene.
It is too early to know how the Catholic Church will react if it is forced to pay for abortions for its secular employees in its non-church arms. I thought that they would shut down, or sell the institutions to straw buyers. Most of the court cases are going in favor of allowing employers to opt out. But since the Supreme Court already ruled that ObamaCare was legal, I wonder if they will modify this.
So for 2013 I was 1-1-1. Not very good. Well, I could include my prediction about the royal baby to increase my score! Nah. (Yes, I know my suggestion to buy Gold was not a good short term move. I bought it as a put on the economy, so my loss of 20% on my entrance price was not too troubling.)
So I am still predicting no crash for 2014. Gold will go up modestly. There may be some preliminary signs of "the wheels coming off the bus," but no more than that.
It will be a cold winter in North America, not so cold in Eastern Europe.
Twitter, Facebook and all such over-hyped stocks will plummet. Other stocks will decline, but only modestly.
Interest rates will rise.
So that makes 4 somewhat serious predictions. Now on to the really important ones.
I predict that a reality show star will run against Mary Landau for the senate in Louisiana. He will sell more merchandise.
President Biden will sign a law repealing ObamaCare.
Men will marry men, and women women. Er ..., oh wait, never mind.
People reading my blog will lose lots of weight and get healthier.
All the predictions about Elvis being alive will die down when Andy Kaufman appears live on Saturday Night Live. He will sing the Mighty Mouse song.
And finally, it will be discovered that Saudi Prince Bandar supported the 9-11 hijackers. No one will care.