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Wednesday
Jul202016

Joke: How the World Works III

I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”

He said “No.”

I told him it’s Bill Gates’ daughter.

He said “Okay.”

I got in contact with Bill Gates and I told him “I want your daughter to marry my son!”

He said “No.”

I told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank.

He said “Okay.”

I went to the World Bank and I told him to make my son CEO of the World Bank.

He said “No.”

I told him my son was Bill Gates’ son-in-law.

He said “Okay.”

That is how the world works.

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