In The Year 2025

In celebration of this, my 5,000th blog post, I arranged with the Wayback Machine 5.0 to send this post back in time to 2011. 

It was a nice July walk to the coffee shop today as the snow has finally melted. We have adjusted to the Global Cooling well. The immigration of the glacier-locked Canadians was a godsend to the construction industry. 

Stacy just had her first child. Her husband, Hung Ho Lee, is a good man and doing well in his job at China Motors (used to be GM). We hope to visit Stacy in Shanghai next year. 

I just received my first Social Security check at age 70. I do not believe the rumor that the checks will stop coming this fall; President Bristol Palin will not allow this. She is looking out for me. I am glad that the constitution was amended to allow President Palin to inherit the office from her father. 

I just ordered my latte, and I am surfing the web with my iNeural implant from AppleComcast. I just tugged on my ear to start it up. The guy next to me is tugging away madly on his ear—he must have the iWindows implant from Googlesoft. Hopefully he does not have the iPorno implant from Facebook. Disgusting. 

The economy is fine. The Dow Jones just reached $100,000, twice the $50,000 that some pundits predicted. The latte is ready. I am sorry they banned dairy products in 2020 as cruel to animals, but I have gotten used to the soy milk taste. The Latte cost me $100. Life is good! 

I was allowed to send you all one Youtube link with my best advice for the future. Here it is: